He's a lover of paper bags and cardboard boxes. He also likes to lick anything plastic.
He's a handsome kitty, and he's always smiling.
He sleeps on his back.
He hates being picked up, but loves sitting on your lap. I'm pretty sure his purr is louder than average and he has the pinkest ears and nose.
It's official, internets. I've just reached a new level of "crazy cat lady".